Leaving Llandudno on the B317 keep driving until you see the volcano in your left-side wing mirror. There should be a dead peacock in the next lay-by. Pull in here. Look to your left. Sarah Cloherty will be looking through the passenger window. Wind down the window. Stare at her until she finishes talking. Now shut your eyes and reverse at great speed until you hear a loud bang.

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