99     Geoff Samuels

 
Right-Hand Bat

M	I	NO	R	HS	AVE	CT	WK CT	ST
159	128	35	1796	75	19.31	46	0	0

Right Arm Swing

O	M	R	W	AVE
1158.2	205	4252	180	23.62

Batting head-gear: Cap

Tours: 18
Tour Joker: 1997,1999*
Tour Manager: 1999*
*Only member ever to be Tour Manager and Tour Joker on the same Tour.
[Note: A Tour Manager cannot be The Tour Joker, but a waiver was invoked on this occasion.]

Debut: 05.07.1994  House: Grove  At LP: 1989-1996

Stalwart new ball swing bowler. Recently more amenable to bowling with an old ball. Puts many overs in for the club with his accurate outswingers. Likes to use an even slower ball for variation, and occasionally it works.

Belligerent middle order batsman. Clobbers the ball. Particularly through the covers. Doesn't like to hang around. Reliable catcher, but claims to be useless in the slips, but then who isn't ? RCNP

desert island discs
1) I Want You Back - The Jackson 5
2) Ante Up - M.O.P.
3) A Fifth of Beethoven - Walter Murphy
4) Feels Just Like It Should - Jamiroquai
5) Touch the Sky - Kanye West
6) Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
7) All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
8) At the River - Groove Armada

Book: Mr Pastry's Book of Poetry (or any copy of the Chronicles!)

Luxury Item: My wife (very luxurious)

Three films
1) American Pie
2) Borat - Cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kahzakstan
3) La Haine


Favourite Graham Carter nick-name: G-Spot

Cheese or Chocolate: Chocolate
Beer or Wine: Wine
Tea or Coffee: Neither, Hot Chocolate
Boys or Girls: Ladies
Greenland or Ibiza: Greenland
Wet Shave or Dry Shave: Wet

W.G. or Bradman: Bradman
Botham or Sobers: Botham
Pietersen or Boycott: Pietersen
Marshall or McGrath: Marshall
Read or Jones: Read
Warne or Murali: Warne
Hair or Bowden: Bird


For Room 101...
1) Sunburn
2) Ladettes
3) All men better looking than me